Tortoise in Love

2012 - ENGLISH - MOVIE

Comedy

Tom, gardener at the big house, is not a fast mover with women. In fact he s glacially slow. When beautiful Polish au pair Anya arrives for the summer, Tom falls for her catastrophically like the felling of one of the giant trees he cares for in the manicured grounds. Tom s adviser in matters of the heart is young Harry, abandoned by the rich owners of the house to run wild in the gardens. Harry s secret wish is for the Red Arrows to appear at the village fair: Tom s is to win the heart of Anya. Both m impossible dreams until the whole village decides to lend a hand. Written by Guy Browning Tortoise in Love is a 2012 English-language Comedy motion picture starring Tom Mitchelson, Alice Zawadzki, Tom Yates, Mike Kemp, Callum Mcleod, Steven Elder and Richard Ward. Tortoise in Love was Produced by Steffan Aquarone. The film is written and directed by Guy Browning. Immense Productions acquired the distribution rights for the motion picture. Tortoise in Love was released on 21st June 2012 and takes a screen time of 84 minutes. Tortoise in Love was made on a budget of £0 million and at the box office it grossed only $0 million. The music was composed by Geoff Cottrell.
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  • Jini Score
    2.9/10
  • Critics Score
    55%
  • Rating
    5.5/10
  • Jini Score
    2.9%
  • Critics Score
    55
  • Rating
    5.5
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Release Date21 JUN 2012
BudgetGBP 0 MILLION
Language

English

Genre

Comedy

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Tortoise in Love Reviews and Ratings

Average Review Rating : neutral

48.89%

Positive Review Rating : 55%

55%
    • Cath Clarke

      Its sharper than your average Britcom, and perfectly charming, so youll forgive a bit of amateurism and wooden acting. ( Read More )
    • David Parkinson

      This gently off beat romance may boast more corn than a packed silo in summer but its got a tender heart and charm to spare. ( Read More )
    • Andrew Lowry

      The traditional problem of am dram persists: unless its your son/daughter/dad/nan doing their thing, youre never as forgiving as the enthusiastic cast would wish. ( Read More )
    • Daniel Green

      With a screenplay that makes the BBCs The Vicar of Dibley read like Shakespearean prose and a sexual morality as suspect as anything youll coming out of Hollywood studios see this year, Tortoise in Love is a pungent red herring, a fatally unfunny comedy thats neither warm nor enchanting. ( Read More )
    • Steve Newall

      Does its best to follow rom com convention, but without a spark between the leads, a captivating narrative or decent dollop of humour, fails to do the minimum required... ( Read More )
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