The Pacifier

Nathan Rabin

At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career. ( Read More )

Nell Minow

The Pacifier might manage to qualify as mindlessly enjoyable pap if it was not so insincere, littered with gross out jokes, and, with a tin ear for its target audience. ( Read More )

Perhaps in some parallel universe this movie could be an edgier satire of how families live and how children are educated, and the intrigue plot could be fully realized as a big goofy joke, but Shankman (Bringing Down the House) isnt up for that. ( Read More )

Nick Schager

Before parodying your action superstar image, dont you first have to be an action superstar ( Read More )

Owen Gleiberman

You havent experienced a disgruntled lunks bad timing until youve seen a slice of baloney drop onto Vin, who, after a pause of about three hours, croaks out the line This is my favorite shirt! ( Read More )