Moonfall

Fowlers incredulous, instant camp classic reply: And the moon falling onto Earth isnt one of them! ( Read More )

That slight yet pivotal distinction epitomizes the sheer joylessness of Emmerichs latest mega slog, which betrays the dumb fun promised by its marketing campaign in favor of a po faced interplanetary pileup that unfolds less like a B movie spectacle with a NASA worthy budget than it does a blockbuster remake of Melancholia as directed by Elon Musk. ( Read More )

They take off in a shuttle with eventually no crew on the ground, and it doesnt feel triumphant so much as the film trying to minimize its cast numbers. ( Read More )

Andrew Galdi

This movie is bananas, nuts, completely insane, and it didnt even have a great Aerosmith song! ( Read More )

John Serba

However, youll no doubt be shocked to learn that everyone at NASA thinks hes the most cracked pot in the rubbled remains of a looted Bed Bath and Beyond. ( Read More )