Miami Connection

Scott Tobias

Hits the sweet spot between stunning ineptitude, hilariously dated period touchstones, and a touching navet that gives it an odd distinction. ( Read More )

The story is an incoherent mass of elements and a loving ode to Eighties kitsch. ( Read More )

Marjorie Baumgarten

Nonsensical dialogue, painful acting, lots of strobe lights, and even more fighting what more could a person want Perhaps a beheading Miami Connection has that, too. ( Read More )

Alan Scherstuhl

Absurd, yes, but director Richard Park and his game and guileless cast have the highest of spirits, and the nonsense bubbles like a bottle uncorked. ( Read More )

Roger Moore

Ineptly written and badly acted, its a terrible movie. But its also a trip, an amusing and striking acid flashback to the cocaine and Reagan, to pre Grunge Loverboy Benatar rock and Linda Hamilton Terminator hair, the very definition of a cult film. ( Read More )